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Funny Rude Gift For Partner - Couple Personalized Christmas Gifts Wooden Slider Ornament

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Arrives by Jan 07- 17 if you order today. Hooray!
Dec 28
Order placed
Dec 31-Jan 04
Order ships
Jan 07- 17
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*The ETA is applied for US orders only. All products are made to order.
CHRISTMAS 2024 CUTOFF DATE
Orders placed after below cutoff dates may not be delivered in time for Christmas:
  • For US: Dec 10
  • For other countries: Dec 8

Surprise your partner with a hilarious and personalized Christmas gift! This funny and rude wooden slider ornament is the perfect way to show your playful side and add some humor to the holiday season. Get your couple game on with this unique present!

Special Message

  • I adore you and love every part of you especially your butt I love your butt
  • I promise to always be by your side  or under you or on top of you
  • If it's dirty, kinky, naughty, messy or just plain wrong I want to do it with you
  • Roses are red violets are blue all my naughty thoughts involve me & you
  • You're the best thing that's ever happened to my vagina
  • You're the best thing that's ever happened to my wiener

Product details:

  • Material:The product is made from premium natural wood.
  • Size: 4 inches/6inches/8inches
  • Feature: one-sided design.
  • Please allow 1-3 mm differences due to manual measurement
  • A sliding wooden panel reveals a hidden message or additional design, adding an element of surprise and fun.
  • Typically sized to fit in a standard envelope, making it easy to send through the mail.
  • Sanded for a polished, smooth texture that enhances the engraving and ensures a premium look and feel.

    Customization:

    • Please fill in the required fields and double-check your spelling before purchasing.
    • To ensure the best looking, please use standard English only and exclude special characters.
    • Click "Preview Your Personalization" to get a glimpse of your beautiful creation at the final step.